Video 16 Sep 12,418 notes

trixiedelight:

Clue (1985)

One of my favorite movies

(Source: gloriaswanson)

Photo 16 Sep 482,507 notes sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHTWITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

Video 15 Sep 751,768 notes

reikaoki:

imthezombiequeen:

alishalovescats1701:

crimsonclad:

five-boys-with-accents:

Eeyore is just one of those characters that you wanna scoop up and hug forever.

One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed, he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all of his friends. And they never expect him to pretend to feel happy, they just love him anyway, and they never leave him behind or ask him to change.

Oh

oh

And he does feel happy, though. He can be happy. He just doesn’t show it as much as the others do.
There was a whole episode about that - Piglet sees him sitting on a hilltop and thinks he’s sadder than usual, and does all he can to cheer him up. Nothing works and the next day he’s back on the hill, and Piglet apologizes because he thinks in trying to help, he just made him sad again and ”I don’t come here when I’m sad. I come up here because I’m happy.”

There’s just something about that…

(Source: galaxieirwin)

Photo 15 Sep 78,507 notes prasm:

yourscientistfriend:

wheatily:

 poots 

I laughed so hard at the word poots

These poots are made for walkin

prasm:

yourscientistfriend:

wheatily:

poots

I laughed so hard at the word poots

These poots are made for walkin

(Source: csattogoslepke)

Text 14 Sep 149,935 notes

gaaraofsburbia:

applecranberry:

ruraljackdaw:

thetowndrugdealer:

*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

now I do

In the afterlife: “How did I die you ask? Well its kind of a funny story…”

(Source: thetowndrugdealer)

Photo 14 Sep 38,149 notes kushandwizdom:

ThisLoveQuote
Photo 12 Sep 101,444 notes tastefullyoffensive:

[poorlydrawnlines]
Photo 12 Sep 156,447 notes patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses


Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry.  Now look at mine.  Now yours.  Now back to mine.  Sadly,  your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine.  Abracadabra!  I’m a horse.

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

Video 12 Sep 293,842 notes

liza-land:

how I wear art is none of your business

(Source: soilesusanna)

Video 12 Sep 107,559 notes

adventuretimewithlewis:

noimnotthatgirl:

me

Literally me right now.

I’m not sad right now but if I was this would be totally be me.

(Source: darling-no)


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